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wSaturday, June 01, 2002

...in which our ironic ‘hero’ converts his desperate hopes into an onion-style satire

in a move that has considerably wrong-footed the international community, India and Pakistan moved in for a long, passionate kiss, friday evening - scotching weeks of speculation the two were moving toward an altercation.

Afghanistan, a long-time associate of Pakistan, said that ze was as surprised as anyone by this latest development - "i mean, i always knew Stan had this thing for India but the way they've been recently, i thought that was off the agenda for good." ze added, "you should have seen my face - i was like - ze's going for tongues!" Bangladesh and China, who were also nearby at the time, were similarly taken aback.

during ther exchange, which lasted for seventeen minutes, all told - India apparently cupped Pakistan's left buttock, while Pakistan responded by making affirmative noises and pushing hard against India's chest.

unconfirmed reports claim ze then muttered something dirty in urdu.

posted by kicking_k at 12:36 am

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